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The Colonel

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The Colonel, 31, Charlotte, NC Originally from a military family, The Colonel has traveled all over the world, speaks 3 languages, and is a food and wine expert. He learned about the competition after attending his first Adult Entertainment Expo last year and started interacting with the judges on Twitter. Colonel is convinced he’s going to win because he has a no fear attitude and follows orders. Hopefully the soldier between his legs follows orders too.

The Colonel movies and shows

  • American Werewolf in London XXX Porn Parody2012
  • Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody2013
  • Gangbang Creampie: Ink'd Edition2018
  • Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody2012
  • Kick Azz: A Hardcore Comixxx Parody2011
  • The Sex Factor2016
  • Revenge of the Petites2012