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A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Valeriy GarkalinVasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera AlentovaCarol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna ChurikovaPraskov'ya Krolikova
Armen DzhigarkhanyanKozyulski
Igor UgolnikovPiskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey BatalovLieutenant
Rolan BykovBrilliant's buyer
Leonid KuravlyovUSA ambassador
Lyubov PolishchukJennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg EfremovNikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg TabakovSukhodrishchev
Nonna Mordyukovaregistry office employee
Sergei ArtsybashevRegistry Office Worker











| Platform | Score | Points |
|---|---|---|
| IMDb2,523 votes | 7.1 | 7 pts |
| Rotten Tomatoes | not available | skipped |
| Metacritic | not available | skipped |
| Letterboxd | not available | skipped |
Scores from IMDb. Updated weekly.
2,523 votes across 1 platformWhat a Mess! (1995) has a Lantern Score of 7.1, from IMDb 7.1.











