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A Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an alien ship and the alien to pilot it. Armed with the means to conquer the Holy Land, the naive Crusaders set off on a grand crusade, only to find themselves not in Jerusalem, but at the mercy of an entire alien world.
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| Platform | Score | Points |
|---|---|---|
| IMDb659 votes | 5.2 | 5 pts |
| Rotten Tomatoes | not available | skipped |
| Metacritic | not available | skipped |
| Letterboxd | not available | skipped |
Scores from IMDb. Updated weekly.
659 votes across 1 platformThe High Crusade (1994) has a Lantern Score of 5.2, from IMDb 5.2.